Friday, December 15, 2006

THE MYSTERY OF THE SEAN BURNS PORN

Earlier today I was looking at my friend, Vibeke's Myspace and I was like "WTF, why is Sean Burns' bike in one of her pictures?

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She does porn for Burning Angel and that's where the picture is from, but it still didn't explain why his bike was in the photo, so I asked her how that happened:

Why are you doing porno shoots with Sean Burns' bike?


It wasn't a porno shoot and I don't know who Sean Burn is.

Thats his bike that's all i know.


Does he have blonde hair?

He has long hair. I dunno.


He lives with my friend Sarah and I was doing a girl on girl shoot with her. And then afterwards he asked if we would take a couple shots with his bike for a BMX site b/c he thought we were hot.

Makes sense. Did you bang him?


No haha. He saw me put a dildo in me. But he watched our shoot.

What else did you do in the porno? Did you put a jackolantern in your butthole?

No. That was about as hardcore as it got.

A football?


What is he like famous or something?

He's pretty well known.


That's pretty funny seeing as he didn't even have money for cigarettes and kept bumming them off me.

Yeah I don't think he makes a lot of money from riding, if any.


Well in any case he lives across the street from me and I am looking at his building right now haha.

You should bang him.


I didn't get that vibe from him though he did try to give me a free t-shirt and hang out.

MYSTERY SOLVED.

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